The Freak Brothers have forced Uncle E to take a short bvacation/b for mental health purposes. Don't worry baby, he's not far. Cousin E is acting steward in his absence and will take good care of the place. As a matter of fact, ... Even though Mad magazine was excellent under the leadership of Al Feldstein (who can argue with Al's success at finding and nurturing such talent as, Al Jaffe, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones, Prohias, Angelo Torres, Frank Kelly bFreas/b, Norman Mingo, ...
By Spring, John Bolton will be beating the podium with his shoe at the U.N. while making the Administration case for invasion using Kelly bFreas/b and Ed Emshwiller scf-fi cover-art from the 1950's and reruns of ?Quantum Leap? as ?proof?. By Fall, Rummy will be declaring categorically that the Iranian countryside is dotted with more time machines than Bush has bvacation/b days?and that he knows EXACTLY where they all are. And by Christmas we'll be bunker-nuking the suburbs of ...